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    Merson
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    Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Merson on Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:24 pm

    Here's something all DPSers should read and by that I'm basically talking about like 95% of the guild :p That is, if you want to be invited for raids.

    http://dpsplate.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/ten-commandments-for-all-dps/

    Not sure if the link works so Ima just gonna copy and paste the whole thing here.


    Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Also posted to the Big Hit Box here.

    These are the very most basic rules that you, as a WoW Player operating in Melee range, should follow. Several apply to the lesser classes, but you, oh dealer of the Smashy, Smashy, shall embrace them all.

    I. Do not die. Even if you can Ankh. Using your death as an aggro wipe is an abomination.

    II. Do not cause your raidmates to die. In this way, do not allow the healers or wearers-of-cloth to become squished by Lesser Nasties should the Tank ignore them. Your weapon shall be your weapon, but CC shall be your shield in a time of trouble.

    III. Do not overtax your healers by taking undue raid damage. In this spirit, do not stand in front of the Big Nasty, nor should you stand in any nastiness the Big Nasty has strewn on the floor.

    IV. Focus your Fire by assisting and following the kill order. ALWAYS.

    V. Use your trinkets and cooldowns wisely. When in doubt, early and often. If your raid leader orders you to pop your trinkets and they are on cooldown, smile for you have done well.

    VI. If the strategy calls for you to interrupt spell-casting by the Big Nasty, do so. The loss of dps is insignificant compared to violating the First, Second, or Third commandments.

    VII. If you have a buff to share with melee, use it. This includes debuffs to the Big Nasty and anything that mitigates damage on the Tank. Though he is unintelligent and stands in front of the Big Nasty and probably smells a little funny, he is your melee brethren.

    VIII. Do not show up to raid unprepared. Read the strategies, bring consumables, and have your items enchanted. Listen to your raid leader and class leader. Bring an offering of gold for repairs and pay it to Murphy willingly.

    IX. Know what items and statistics will improve you and in what ratios. Do not stand around a dead Big Nasty and debate if his loot is good for you. This too is a violation of the Eighth commandment.

    X. Do not covet your neighbor’s Recount. Do not violate the above commandments in an attempt to increase your dps at cost to the raid. This is a violation of the spirit of the law, which is teamwork.



    Post once you've read this. :>
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    Post  Shardsz on Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:32 pm

    You know im never going to listen to all that, but i read it Razz

    On a serious note it actually is right Smile
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Jardius on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:31 pm

    that is why... um.... ok... i slacked off yesterday! Razz
    did anyone actually notice? i was eating choco fingers during DK wing trash... but never on boss!!! Evil or Very Mad


    cheers
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Bett-Gene on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:57 pm

    true..
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Longinesu on Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:32 pm

    Very nice find ... now we wait and see if people will actually follow them.
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Longinesu on Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:32 pm

    I'm gonna kill you Tim.

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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Firechille on Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:44 pm

    Freakn naughty
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    krovak
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  krovak on Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:15 pm

    What's the punishment if we break a law? (for the record, i got myself a -2% threat gem for raiding)!
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    Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Shardsz on Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:00 am

    Thou Who breakest the law of the dps Shall be sentenced to.... A FLOGGING!
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Longinesu on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:05 am

    Bett gets panic attacks everytime a dps doesn't follow the commandments. So its best if everyone did their part to keep our lovable Bett alive.

    On a serious note, this guild was form simply created by friends who wanted to experience raid content together with other friends. We are NOT a hardcore guild and we will never be, because thats usually when the fun dies out. We won't deny you loot just because you made a mistake and we won't punish people for doing something wrong.

    The officers will just laugh at you in our very comfortable secret chatroom. Very Happy
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Jardius on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:46 am

    dammit...
    you told them our secret chat room.. and my gigglez? i usually giggle at bett... and hez in the chatroom... so next time might as well do it in the main guild channel lol
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Bett-Gene on Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:58 am

    yea, dont break the rules.. Very Happy

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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Jun on Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:05 pm

    Read
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    Frosty
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    Post  Frosty on Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:28 pm

    Understood

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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Elyret on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:50 pm

    have read the info
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    Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Vali on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:46 am

    rules are meant to be broken Twisted Evil
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Longinesu on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:11 am

    just come back so naughty already huh ...

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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Bleh on Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:49 pm

    affraid Read the commandments.
    Will try harder ...
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Merson on Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:19 am

    We have about 22-24 raiders at the moment, if you know the person who hasn't posted here, please remind him. Otherwise I'm going to fine him like 100g for the gbank :p
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    Re: Ten Commandments for All DPS

    Post  Frosty on Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:15 pm

    Welcome Ladrael, hopefuly u read our commandments.

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    OMFG!! still afk

    Post  Shadymcrady on Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:32 pm

    uh... yeah, I'll do what i can to protect the squishies... lol! someday i will be able to play again.

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